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[07 Dec 2002|11:48am] alright, i've decided that i hate this name too much. makeshift_pyre is the new journal, check it out. i guess add me although it may take a little while to post something and get restarted. caw.

no sleep till..... brooklyn. [23 Nov 2002|01:59am] The Make-Up Survey:: Lipstick/gloss: I have about a million lipglosses. the lipgloss of the week (and i really do have a problem with lipgloss.. i collect it) is va va vanilla. now normally i'm not a bonnebell girl, but for some odd reason about a week ago i bought myself va va again and just like before i o.d.'d on it in middle school, it's extremely addictive. i occasionally have been known to sport red lipstick as well. Mascara: right now i'm milking my coup de theatre by bourjois mascara, but its basically empty. so i'm really in mascara limbo right now, which means i use whichever i find first. (i always wear mascara.. as otherwise it doesn't look like i have eyelashes) Lipliner: i have lipliner, but i don't use it. Foundation: i have covergirl aquafresh too.. and i basically only use it for a mirror. Concealer: negative Powder: the covergirl thing i use is like powder/foundation Blush: if i put on blush it's because i've lost my mind. Eyeliner: it depends on the outfit, but i normally use this hard candy stuff i have.. sparkly black or brown. its reeel purdy. Shampoo: whatever is in the bathroom or looks cool in the store. Conditioner: see above although sometimes i use two in one.. like pert.. and that makes life easier. Home Hair Color: i did purple awhile ago Hair Treatment: nah Hairspray: nah Gel: i use... wait for it.. ah right, bed head? something? they gave it to me at the hair place. Hair texturizer: yeah.. by difi.. smells funny. Skin Lotion/Oil: not really Bath Product: i like johnson and johnson vapor bath mixed with this lavender bubble bath stuff i have.. now thats the shit. Facial Cleanser: st. ives.. cheap.. foaming.. does it's job. Facial Moisturizer: st. ives.. cheap.. moisterizing.. does it's job. Mask: noo.. Exfoliant: st. ives.. cheap.. exfoliating.. does it's job. Toner: nah Treatment (pore cleansers, deep moisturizer, deep cleaners, etc): i have biore warming facial cleanser that use on occasion Skin product you can't live without: probably a toss up between face wash and moisterizer. i could just be saying moisterizer now because i have dry skin Nail Polish: red.. whatever.. i don't discriminate! (mehehe) Nail Dryer: i haven't the foggiest idea.. moving on. Cuticle Cream: my saliva from when i bite me nails? Hand Moisturizer: neutrogena crazy swedish or swiss amazing hand junk Hand/Nails product you can't live without: soap. caw.

[16 Nov 2002|11:30pm] [ mood | amused ] jossquartz: i'm going to murder john ashcroft jossquartz: thus never allowing him the oppurtunity to become a tumor on any part of my body. xKxSxDxSx: serious!!! xKxSxDxSx: him and friggin janet reno jossquartz: alright jossquartz: its a done deal jossquartz: now all i have to do is get in touch with the sniper guys xKxSxDxSx: no way! xKxSxDxSx: we should become ninjas so as we can take em out jossquartz: ninjas!!! jossquartz: that would be so much fun!!! jossquartz: and it would be a great workout too jossquartz: and then, after killing people using ninja techniques jossquartz: we can make it a nationwide franchise jossquartz: and sell ninja tapes jossquartz: and hold classes jossquartz: like tae bo!! xKxSxDxSx: yes!!!!! xKxSxDxSx: dood not only will we kill reno and ashcroft xKxSxDxSx: we'll make millions doing it!!! xKxSxDxSx: muahahahahahahha jossquartz: precisely. jossquartz: ::rubs hands together in pensively:: exxxcellent xKxSxDxSx: hahahahhahahhahahaha xKxSxDxSx: then we can buy matt groening? and make him be funny for us jossquartz: TOTALLY jossquartz: there would be no better way to spend all that money xKxSxDxSx: hehehehe yes xKxSxDxSx: simpsons boy will be our court jester jossquartz: actually, using our ninja techniques, why don't we just take over the world? xKxSxDxSx: hmmmm xKxSxDxSx: that would work xKxSxDxSx: i mean xKxSxDxSx: whats stopping us? jossquartz: nothing!! xKxSxDxSx: no there is a secret army of american ninjas just in case... xKxSxDxSx: or IS there!?!?!?! jossquartz: well... if there is.. we'd have to get into it jossquartz: and take it down from the inside xKxSxDxSx: man good thinking!!! xKxSxDxSx: you're obviously the brains of this operation xKxSxDxSx: that means i must be the muscle!! xKxSxDxSx: muahahahahahahahaha xKxSxDxSx: =buffy mcflex jossquartz: hmmm jossquartz: i need a super hip name now too xKxSxDxSx: it has to do with your huge cranium jossquartz: eh, the brain'll do. xKxSxDxSx: hahahahahahahhahahaa xKxSxDxSx: it makes me think of pinky and the brain jossquartz: i'm actually now singing the theme song. xKxSxDxSx: buffy mcflex and the brain, ninja masters supreme!!! xKxSxDxSx: !!!!!! xKxSxDxSx: dood jossquartz: ok, we're awesome. xKxSxDxSx: we have a theme song...how can we NOT rule the world? jossquartz: thats what this comes down to. xKxSxDxSx: i know!!! i mean 1)killing reno and ashcroft 2)simpsons boy as our slave 3)hip names 4)taking over the world 5)ninjas!!!! xKxSxDxSx: i mean just one of those makes us awesome! jossquartz: and we have all 5!!!!! jossquartz: we are just the raddest people alive. xKxSxDxSx: obviously xKxSxDxSx: dood!! xKxSxDxSx: las vegas should be our headquarters!!!! xKxSxDxSx: las vegas is hella rockin!! jossquartz: TOTALLY jossquartz: las vegas IS headquarters xKxSxDxSx: yessssssssssssssssssss jossquartz: annnnd, because we'll rule the world, we need secret police or like an army or something to protect us, and that will be all the elvis's jossquartz: and their headquarters will be the chapels of love xKxSxDxSx: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xKxSxDxSx: the secret police should be raging elvis ninjas!!! jossquartz: YESSSSS jossquartz: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xKxSxDxSx: dlhbfadjfhjashbdgajsgdbasbdasjdkl xKxSxDxSx: dood no one will defeat us!!!! xKxSxDxSx: !!!!!! xKxSxDxSx: muahashahahahahahahhahahhaa jossquartz: no one could defeat us!!! xKxSxDxSx: dwadgashdgashdgasdasgdhagshdk jossquartz: so.. when should we get our ninja certifications? xKxSxDxSx: as soon as possible xKxSxDxSx: im hella gonna look for some ninja trainihng xKxSxDxSx: training even!! xKxSxDxSx: dood i cant wait till im able to flip out and slice people up!! jossquartz: and beat people to a pulp with my ultra hip ninja moves xKxSxDxSx: dood!! xKxSxDxSx: check these guys out!! xKxSxDxSx: we better hope they dont wanna fight! xKxSxDxSx: http://www.realultimatepower.net/ xKxSxDxSx: they look pretty mean! jossquartz: we'll have to make friends with them first jossquartz: and join their ninja squad, because we'll be millionaires by then xKxSxDxSx: yeah jossquartz: and we'll make peace by inviting them over to see matt jossquartz: and then... when they aren't looking xKxSxDxSx: lure them to our side with promises of cash and 24 hour simpsons jossquartz: BAM! jossquartz: WHAP! xKxSxDxSx: hahahahahahaahahha jossquartz: SCHWING (sword sound) xKxSxDxSx: we'll give THEM some real ultimate power!!!! xKxSxDxSx: hahahahahahahahaha xKxSxDxSx: hoo boy they dont stand a chance!! 1 songbird| caw.

[13 Nov 2002|12:18am] what are you going to do now? that she's eighteen hundred miles away you've gotten your respect but that doesn't mean i have to like you its fucking hard enough as it is when i don't even like me and don't feed me that shit that you fucking liked me because there is nothing more irritating than a fucking liar who used a girl even though he was in love and fucking knew it with a fucking girl eighteen hundred fucking miles away i feel used but i like it and thats what pisses me off the most. fuck you. caw.

[07 Nov 2002|10:02pm] What Sign of Affection Are You? brought to you by Quizilla caw.

everything is light and sound [05 Nov 2002|08:52pm] i firmly believe i'm around for god's personal amusement, assuming there is a god. i think i'll go write in my real journal now. caw.

another instant message epiphany. [31 Oct 2002|11:00pm] i wasn't upset because of mike. no no no, i wasn't upset about him at all. i was upset with the fact that my ideal was broken. ironically enough, i just realized today why i want/wanted a boyfriend so badly. ideally, one should be able to go out with someone new, and not be in love anymore. IDEALLY. they can forget and move on. IDEALLY. and mike atleast had enough balls to recognize the truth. i however, didn't until tonight. this is the 5th year of the kevin disease, unfortunately, i realize that i love him. i loved him, was in love with him, and still love him. what have i done? and what is so terrible is that he was feasably mine twice, and both times i let him down. and not only him, actually, mostly myself. i need to not be such a let down to myself. i poured my heart out. it evaporated, see? 2 songbirds| caw.

now it's all smiles and business these days [30 Oct 2002|10:13pm] [ mood | above amused. ] a good friend, whom apparently has very similiar feelings as i do on the subject of life started a conversation like this. GoForItConnect9: jessica life sucks jossquartz: no fucking shit katie GoForItConnect9: this morning my mom had to literally drag me out of my bed jossquartz: i'm at the point where i don't sleep anymore jossquartz: seriously, you can't even say it'll get better, because if you can't see your future, its like you aren't even there this got me thinking. i am not entirely a pessimist, i like to give that impression. i just don't give a shit anymore. i hate myself and everyone around me, but i know how to entertain myself. if you aren't having fun, whats the fucking point? the reason i'm still around is that i've come to look at everything that goes wrong in my life and find an aspect in it that is funny. take the most recent, for example: my boyfriend dumped me because for some reason, he chose a particular day, about a month after he probably realized it, and after a week that i would consider (and not for this reason) one of the worst weeks i've ever had, to decide that he was indeed in love with some girl in florida. cute, right? i found it weirdly amusing due to the fact that it sounds like it is out of a movie. it's so unreal, yet at the same time, definitely reality. its beyond real. it looked real in the eye and said, i can do better than you. thats what it did. and thats how i'm treating life. because its starting to seem so bad that its funny. i'm so upset with everything, that i'm delighted. and i'm going to look life right in the eye now and make sure it knows it. so hear that, motherfucking life that keeps on getting "better," I CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU. I AM BETTER THAN YOU. and i'm surprisingly smiley. 2 songbirds| caw.

[27 Oct 2002|08:19pm] Am I a passenger passing through scenes in someone else's life? caw.

[27 Oct 2002|01:10am] MelloGirl53: ok im going to stab myself in the face now....deep breaths, lots of crying, fluffy bunnies and EDIBLE DILDOS!!! i have some explainin to do. i guess to myself. jessica, you did like him, and its ok to be upset. this is natural. just be normal for once in your life. phew. glad i got that off my chest. i think i have a new market idea... (waterproof mascara) boy: well, i just don't think this is going to work out girl: (sniffles once) its ok, i'm wearing waterproof mascara. well, atleast i thought it was funny before i typed it. caw.

[25 Oct 2002|09:12am] fuck school and fuck stem cell research... research! caw.

[24 Oct 2002|11:37pm] PerversionAppeal: i have to go run around and be excited PerversionAppeal: byee caw.

[23 Oct 2002|10:42pm] PerversionAppeal: we sacrificed sanity for hotness somewhere down the line jossquartz: hi we're hot.. AND INSANE!! muahahahhaa caw.

do the dramatic [22 Oct 2002|10:41pm] ( muahahaha(::cough cough::)hahah ) 1 songbird| caw.

ducky. [11 Oct 2002|02:43pm] A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where does he think he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn't know what to do anymore. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from there and that's where you should be taking them. That will take care of your problem." The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks. The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!" "I did that," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!" 1 songbird| caw.

[09 Oct 2002|09:19pm] i'm sick of this place. let me out. caw.

not quite as cute [06 Oct 2002|01:51am] PerversionAppeal: wet dreams! PerversionAppeal: ha! jossquartz: alright jossquartz: that counts. PerversionAppeal: mine is so much better 1 songbird| caw.

[06 Oct 2002|01:49am] KFS0231: goodnite my dear KFS0231: sweet dreams and tell mass. i said hello caw.

great. he's gay. [06 Oct 2002|01:09am] jossquartz: michael douglas.. not hot in that movie. KFS0231: i'd do him ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ jossquartz: you'd probably do all the new york rangers. KFS0231: especailly mike richter KFS0231: and pavel bure jossquartz: the new york ranger gang bang. KFS0231: featuring me as the recipient jossquartz: i'm going to contact the make a wish foundation, tell them you're terminally ill, and see what they can do KFS0231: oh man oh man oh man KFS0231: i cant wait KFS0231: you can videotape it jossquartz: um, i'll pass. 1 songbird| caw.

i go "oh wow" [02 Oct 2002|11:05pm] PerversionAppeal: sweet dreams love aw.. yay! 2 songbirds| caw.

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